“It’s one of my theories that when people give you advice, they’re really just talking to themselves in the past.”
— Mark Epstein (via doll)
(via sadistic-outlook)
(via burgertv)
I saw you at your worst and I never even fucking thought about leaving you.
(via cuts-which-bleed)
“A lot of problems in the world would disappear if we talked to each other instead of talking about each other.”
(via toastbutteregg)
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(via safest-heaven)
if a guy is hitting on u and he is clearly the alpha in his group of guys.. go for the third in command and undermine their whole power structure
(via virguin)
i work at mcdonalds and rn i cant stop smiling and everyone at work is like “what are you all smiley about” and i have no idea how to tell them im holding back laughter from thinking about the phrase “welcome to McFuck home of the ShitFuck”
(via hotboyproblems)
“Instead of focusing on what’s missing, learn to appreciate what’s already there.”